Keanu Reeves Is The Best Human. Here’s Why

Published on July 3, 2019 By Jason Albert

Stalkin’ 2: Cruise Control

Well, all good stories deserve sequels! After only three days, Keanu Reeves came head to head with another crazy fan. A second woman managed to climb over the gate to his garden and into his home.

She even went one further – she took a shower in his bathroom! Then, she took off all her clothes and went swimming completely nude. Thankfully, he wasn’t home at the time and was a safe distance away. Time to change the locks, Keanu!