Keanu Reeves Is The Best Human. Here’s Why

He’s A Published Writer

He may not have finished high school, but that doesn’t mean that he can’t put a strong pen to paper. After becoming a popular meme in the form of the ‘sad Keanu’ picture, he decided to write a poem poking fun of himself.

The poem, called Ode To Happiness included lines such as “I wash my hair with regret shampoo” and “I draw a hot sorrow bath.” Well, that was enough for his friend, Janey Bergman, to pull some strings and get it published with illustrations. It sold around 4000 copies.