These Imaginative Inventions Actually Exist…

Face Tighteners

For those who are a little too scared to get some nip and tuck, allow us to introduce you to this lip tightening device. Its creators intend to ‘help shape the overall look of your face’. Here’s how it works:

“The Face Slimmer is a simple solution to the timeless problem of how to give sagging facial skin and muscles that much-needed daily lift. Just 3 minutes per day is all you need, pop in the mold and then make mouth movements. The makers recommend you say vowel sounds (AEIOU) out loud over and over again.”